- Citizen:
- I don't believe in abortion.
- Government:
- Then don't get one.
- Citizen:
- I don't believe in birth control.
- Government:
- You don't have to use it.
- Citizen:
- I think gay marriage is a sin.
- Government:
- Don't marry the same sex then.
- Citizen:
- I want my kids to learn about creationism.
- Government:
- Take them to church.
but you may call me charlie...
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.
I’m laughing at my desk right now.
I was a bit distracted by the phrase ‘double vagina’ higher up on the page
So that’s how colds work!
OH MY GOD. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I’M GONNA VOMIT. MY HUSBAND IS CRYING. HE’S HAD A COLD ALL WEEK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Whut.WHAT
Also is this from a textbook or something? It’s got “motifs”.
who are you to say __________ (everything that comes out of your mouth)
i have never felt to compelled to have a rant about how much some people piss me off.
“waaa waaaa wa everyone hates me”
so why are you making everyone else feel like shit?
its no wonder.
just saying, this is a rant about how much some people piss you off. just saying.
Grow Up.
Self harm is not a trend
Anorexia is not a phase
Depression is not an act
Homosexuality is not a choice
Sexual Assault is not provoked
Suicide is not a result of cowardice
(Source: meesterseth)
(Source: vviviana)
My life: GPOY
- me:
- oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. i have no secret tattoos or piercings. the only time i ask for money is for lunch at school. never for shopping for clothes i don't need. my parents must be so proud of me!
- mum:
- WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL! YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD!!
I call him a ‘fuck-tard’ at every opportunity.
I great all my friends with insults. That’s how you know you’re my friend. (and there’s the one that I great with ‘suck a dick’)
SUCK A DICK EM! <3
